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作者：Anonymous 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank
then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies "Where else in New
York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there when I return?"
作者：Anonymous 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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