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文章标题: To 16 (297 reads)      时间: 2003-11-27 周四, 下午7:24

作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org



Sorry for the late response as I have not had a chance to browse the web until now. Also my apologies for the failure to complete my prosecution material against you as I promised. I will try to write it this evening, but I am not quite sure whether there will be time to spare. You see, unlike you, I have a real life and therefore do not have to pursue my dream in this ghost world.



Besides, I am an adult, fully aware of the fact that this place is by no means a school class. If somebody wants to relive her glorious days and re-feel the overwhelming sensation of being a class cadre, not only can I understand it, but also I sympathize with the person, because it is her last chance to make up for the miserable reality that tortures her day and night.



I am so glad that you generously allow me to say whatever I want. Actually, I knew you would enjoy this great fun. You did enjoy it, didn't you? I know you are a leading psychiatrist of the world (maybe next only to Ms Hanjiangyue), and I always wonder if you could kindly explain the strange phenomenon that has puzzled me ever since you came to this place.



You see, I know the word "masochist", which means a person who enjoys being beaten or tortured or maltreated in any possible way. For a long time, I thought that was some sort of fiction made up by psychiatrists, but your presence in this place has completely changed my conception.



To my dismay, I found it totally impossible to maintain truce with some masochists. If you do not attack them, they would attack you. Once you beat them shitless, then they would become happily quiet, convinced that "being beaten is being loved". This has happened again and again and I am REALLY sick of it!



Confucius says: "Women and crooks are the most difficult to handle. If you keep distance from them, they resent you. If you get close to them, they look down upon you." Now tell me, Ms 16, the second leading psychiatrist, whether our sage was actually the first person in the world who established the behavior of masochists?



Incidentally, how is your book going? I haven't seen you publish more love letters. Please accept my sympathy for your "intellectual constipation". Although I have never had this kind of experience, I sympathize with you. God is so unfair as he has created us so unequally. Every time I sit in front of the keyboard, no matter what kind of article I am writing, words just surge in my heart and then flow onto the screen, whereas you have to struggle for every single word. No wonder you and some "straw sac" had to make some announcements about the copyrights of your "articles", as if someone could be so crazy as to buy those highly concentrated (due to constipation, of course) bullshit!



Perhaps it was the consideration of the copyright that held you back from publishing more love letters. Or were you simply discouraged by the prospect to lose half of the royalties (gao fei) ? If that is the case, then please set your mind in peace. Now I know you are undergoing grave financial crisis, I no longer have the heart to force you to donate MY money under YOUR name. The money is ALL yours.



作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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