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作者：秃公 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
United States Patent 6,055,910
Zanakis , et al. May 2, 2000
Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly (气体爆炸推动的玩具火箭和发射装置)
Abstract (描述)
A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the
end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent
his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber
and fire the missile into space.
关键简要：操纵这装置，操纵者把进气管打开放到大肠气出口的屁眼。活塞这时回
缩以产生负压把那气体吸进燃烧室去跟空气混合产生可燃混合气体。点火装置这时
起动，在燃烧室引爆这混合气体从而将火箭送入太空。
(哈哈哈。。。)
Inventors: Zanakis; Michael F. (Morristown, NJ), Femano; Philip A. (Nutley, NJ)
Appl. No.: 09/088,006 Filed: June 1, 1998
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IBM有个专利是关于用一个极光点在地上转来转去引起小猫追来追去。
