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文章标题: 识时务者为俊杰,通权变者为英豪 (268 reads)      时间: 2002-8-05 周一, 下午7:25

作者:跛脚僧寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"



The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.



The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.



The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"



And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.



The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"



The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"


作者:跛脚僧寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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