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文章标题: 致草庵居士(英汉双解版) (604 reads)      时间: 2004-12-03 周五, 下午10:26

作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

致草庵居士(英汉双解版)

芦笛


上午在上班时间信手打了个英文帖子,请网友代我翻译成中文,因为草庵居士绝对看不懂英文──他来美国太早,据说是8岁还是11岁就来了,所以母语是美语,不懂英语是可以理解的嘛,要照顾人家的特殊困难嘛。

不料此要求却无人受理。今天是周五,单位又要垮了,中午便差不多鸟兽散尽。回来后赶快给草庵居士翻译成中文,这功夫当然比不上叶酸酸秘书的,(请参见加人最近贴出的搞笑帖),抱歉阿。不过,好歹草网可以从此入手,学点起码的英文也是好的。


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Dear Boss,

I am absolutely stunned by your performance last night. How could you?! How could you betray our comrades like this?! When did you decide to defect to the FBI? How much money did they pay for you to sell our comrades within “the 芦笛 Group” openly and consequently endanger our safety? You are another Judah who sold Jesus!


尊敬的上司:

见了您昨晚的演出,我大吃一惊。您怎么能干这种事?您怎么能如此背叛同志?请问您是何时决定反水、投靠FBI的?他们给了您多少钱让你公开出卖“芦笛小组”的成员,从而危及他们的安全?您简直是出卖耶稣的犹大第二!


Do you remember last Xmas? On that day, all of us, ie, the 芦笛 Group members, went to your house and had a wonderful party there. You hugged everyone and entertained us generously with wines and women. I know “Cricket” offended you because he fell for a girl who was your favorite. But that’s not the reason you should sell him, is it? After all, she is only a hooker, isn’t she? How could you sell comrades out of such cheap jealousy?


您还记得上个圣诞节么?那天我们芦笛小组的全体同志上您家去作客,开了个出色的派对。您拥抱了每个同志,还用美酒和女人慷慨款待我们。我知道“蟋蟀”得罪了您,因为他爱上了您最喜欢的那个姑娘。不过那并不是你可以出卖他的理由吧?毕竟,她不过是个妓女而已。您怎么能因为吃这种一钱不值的醋就去出卖同志?


Now I wonder whom you are going to sell next: yqy, Alpha Q, or NOEQ? All of them are our comrades-in-arms and the friendship between us is formed with blood. I dare you to sell them! You spineless, greedy and dirty traitor!


我很想知道下一步您准备出卖谁,是yqy,Alpha Q,还是 NOEQ?他们都是我们的战友,那战斗友谊是鲜血凝成的。您敢就去出卖他们吧!您这个没骨头的贪婪的可耻叛徒!

I must report this immediately to Comrade Xiong Guangkai and ask him to “remove” you before you could do further damage to our great Party.


我必须立刻向熊光楷同志报告此事,请求他派人结果了您,以免您对我们伟大的党造成更大破坏。


But I would like to give you the last chance for you to redeem your crime. A few months ago, Mr Wang Juntao and Mr Wang Dan went to public and accused the CCP of libelling them, denying furiously and vigorously the accusation the Party had made that they had been financially supported by the Taiwan authorities. Nobody knows who was telling the truth, the Party or the Wangs. Being a star spy, of course you know the whole truth. So why don’t you tell everyone whether the Wangs have received money from Taiwan or not? Everyone is expecting so excitedly. Please do not let them down.


但我想给您一个最后的机会来赎回您的罪行。几个月前,王军涛和王丹先生向公众控诉中共诽谤了他们,愤怒地强烈地否认我党关于他们接受台湾当局经济资助的指控。谁也不知道到底是党还是二王说的是真话。作为我党的王牌间谍,您当然知道全部内情。您为何不告诉大家到底二王拿没拿台湾人的钱呢?大家都在迫不及待地等著,您可千万别让他们失望阿!


Remember, your credibility is to be decided by this test. If you keep silent, then everyone will see through you and conclude that you are the most idiotic con-man this world has ever witnessed. So step out and tell everyone the secret, now!


请您记住:您的信誉就在此一举了。如果您保持沉默,那所有的人都将看穿您不过是这世上还从未有过的最愚蠢的骗子。所以,务必请您现在就站出来告诉大家真情。


With revolutionary salute.


顺致革命敬礼!

芦笛




作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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