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标题: 启明星请进 (278 reads) 时间: 2004-9-02 周四, 上午2:13

作者：芦笛在罕见奇谈发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

Darling,

Why are you so mad at me? I do not understand at all. I was only trying to respond to your great call to use “a measured degree of violence to play with the commies to death”. Was it that you wanted? So what’s wrong with my modest request? How could I kill the commies without any weapons? Are you suggesting that naked fists are all that you can afford to initiate such a great project? I would not be surprised if your were a Boxer ( yi he tuan) in your previous life. Well, I would not mind killing people with my fists if you could be kind enough to show us how to counter attack the commies’ tanks, cannons, bombers etc using only your fists. We are all waiting. Sweetheart, do not let us down, please.

Even if you cannot perform such a miracle, I still want to die for the great revolutionary cause. All I would need is a plane ticket, a few bombs and a pistol and a machine gun. Besides, I would need you to bribe all those security guys at both American and Chinese airports so that I could infiltrate successfully into China. Now that I am devoting my life, you would not curse me only because you would have to spend your money, would you? Otherwise can you do us a great favor and get lost! You have shown us enough of your idiocy. You do not even know violence means money! How could you pretend to be an adult, you idiot?

作者：芦笛在罕见奇谈发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

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