秃公
加入时间: 2006/09/12
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作者：秃公 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
I bought a manpower bike today. It was a classic one. I mean it is foot break and has an arch between the two wheals. I had a good ride, 2 hours and now I know what is 老马识途 and 路遥知马力.
I almost got lost in the Colombian and Mexican neighborhood. That was the reason I wondered for 2 hours, which made me exhausted. I am old!
The seat was too hard, I felt a little pain in my butt. That was not the worst.
My digest system seemed to be delighting when the bike was running up and down the bumping lanes. The guts started gurgling in my tummy. I realized that my system was working and I would have a gas-passing at any time.
The intimate contact with the seat made it hard to release the gas. I felt the unpleasant pressure. It was getting so high that the gas finally made its way out. What a relief! And yet I heard it and knew what was a tooting fart like.
作者：秃公 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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Indecent riding. (WARNING: U MAY BE OFFENDED)
