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作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
I came to the office for some business again and read the responses to my yesterday's posters. Apart from my dearest 9th sis, there is another guy whose name I cannot recognize. He said:
[[ 咸菜: Hands up!
I have a question, LAO LU:
As you call your 9th sister, why you using "HE" instead "SHE"?
what is the trick here? and why 9th sister cause you posted like several thausands KB ? ]]
Forgive me for my candid attitude, but your English is really awful. Almost every sentence is wrong here. But this is not my business, so I will only focus on your questions.
"Why do I refer to my little 9th sis as 'he', not 'she'?"
Actually, I did try to remember her sex. If you read the poster more carefully, you would find that I had used both "he" and "she". There was no trick here. He is too malicious to be a woman, but almost as stupid as web women (not all women, but only web women). That is why I kept mixing her/his sex up.
"Why did my 9th sis prompt me to write more than 10 kbs?"
Simple. First, my work is by nature intermittent and there is normally some spare time to kill during the work hours and I find this place pretty good for killing time. Second, as I told everyone, I can hit anyone at will, but they cannot fight back because of their low level of English. Ha! Ha! Third, if you read the second poster more carefully, you will find its aim was NOT to attack my 9th sis, but to tell people how to make an interesting conversation with those ocean devils. Pity not everyone can learn that trick due to their low level of English.
Why are there so few Chinese overseas that can grasp English? I don't really understand. Of all the nations, perhaps the Chinese are among those who lack basic linguistic talents, second only to the Japanese.
Now my little 9th sis. You said:
[[ I thought I could catch this one .
"Sorry,I forget you are blind. I am your 9th sister."
It should be "Sorry,I forgot you were blind. I am your 9th sister."
You were still not smart enough.
I have to go.
Enjoy!]]
You see, that's the fundamental difference between us. The purpose of my existence in the web is to produce something for others to think about whereas yours is to find faults from others' creative works. And yet, you are even not competent for this filthy task! Instead of catching others' faults, you keep producing loads of your own! So, as I have said many times before, without the least gifts, it would be even impossible for a person to be evil. Besides, how you could sink so low as to believe serious writers like me could be as pathetic as you, striving to find trivial errors from others, is certainly beyond my ken.
Incidentally, a few moments ago, an idea struck me. It was still about my play. I am still tempted to post it up. If I do so, I will change the title into "an1 ti1 ka3 mi3 jiao4shou4 he2 ta1 de5 nuu3 gao1 zu2(you4 ming2: guai4 nao3 hong2 yan2 sha1 ren2 an4)" which means "Professor Aniticommie and his girl student (nom de plume: Manslaughter by a women with a bizarre brain)". I bet this title will certainly make a hit. However, I still cannot bring myself to do that.
作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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