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作者：加人 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Jian Ren, the wisest friend of Ass
芦笛
I got really drunk last night and as always, woke up in the midnight, with random thoughts flowing through my brain. Then I remembered the poster I wrote in a terrible hurry to give Ms Mo Li some "advice". Tremendous feelings of regrets flooded into my heart. Indeed, there was absolutely no need to hurt BSN in this cruel way, even though I do not like her or her friends. After all, this time she did not provoke me and there is no justification for that outrageous insult.
So if the poster is still there, would any of the Web Masters be kind enough to delete it, before my wife has the chance to catch a glimpse of it? Many, many thanks!
Then I remembered Jia Ren's words. I am always surprised at the fact that there have been so many readers who have mistaken this guy for a clown or some sort of moron, failing to see the most obvious. As a matter of fact, I firmly believe he is the most sensible friend of mine who knows how to handle me, the capricious ass.
About one year ago, my "slave" wrote a piece. As always, I was amused as well as amazed. Amazed for his insight that penetrates me. In that piece, he told readers a fictional story: 10 disciples of mine accompanied me in a boat trip. When the boat reached the destination, 7 or 8 of them were crippled or paralyzed and had to be carried to hospital by stretchers. The other 2 or 3 lost their self-confidence completely for the rest of their lives. He went on by saying that one had to be very careful when approaching me, because my words were just like swords, "bo pi xue gu", skinning the victims and chopping their bones. He concluded that the only wise thing to do is to keep a certain distance from me. Therefore, he decided not to write to me although the idea had once occurred to him.
I was deeply impressed by his story and wrote a comment immediately. I told the readers that what Jia Ren had said was absolutely true. So I would like those who liked my works not to mix my writings with myself and to keep away from me. Otherwise they might get kicked by the unpredictable and hurtful ass. Sadly, not many people were as clever as Jia Ren and few took my warning to their hearts. As the unfortunate result, they got what I had tried to avoid giving them.
May I repeat: Ass is by no means a person with whom people could easily make friends. This is particularly true for the ladies. So please keep away from him, then everyone will be happy.
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