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文章标题: Final verdict (462 reads)      时间: 2002-12-20 周五, 下午9:46

作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

Final verdict





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As soon as I removed the Chinese software from my computer in the office, I immediately became an illiterate, even unable to recognize my name, though I managed to cut it from an article stored in my computer so as to use it to paste this poster. Still, I am not sure if I hit the right room. If not, would Master 10 be kind enough to move it to where it should be? Thanks!



I have seen the Big Living Man that Old Ma has finally produced after such an unbearable delay. I must say that I am duly impressed. I do not understand why Ma has gone such great lengths to prove his innocence, especially in view of the fact that he is now just a BBS writer and such an effort would do very little, if at all, to launch him back to the position where he had fallen off. Anyway, he seems to be damn serious and apparently, he has convinced some of the audience.



I am even more impressed by this Big Living Man, or Dr(?) Lu as Ma reveals. He must be a very reliable and trustworthy friend who is willing to reveal his telephone number to the public! I confirm here solemnly that the email address that Ma has provided is genuine, since I have communicated with him using that account for a while.



Anyway, I firmly believe Ma and He are really crazy. They are simply nuts. That's what they are, really. Just imagine: cracking a nut with a sledgehammer! Is it really worthy of the effort? For what?



Hereby My Honor (excuse me, just trying to be funny), Judge Reed the Blue Sky, is solemnly giving the final verdict:



1. The prosecutor has so far produced no evidence supporting his accusation except some words picked up selectively from Ma's letter. As everyone knows in the West, this kind of "confession" cannot form the foundation of ANY legal case at all. Only communists are fond of this kind of "legal process".



2. The defendant has unnecessarily produced a series of convincing evidence. Personally, I do not think it is possible for him to find a person who claims that he has met the Zhengs (for those whose English is like Venus', I would like to explain that this prase means "Zheng and his wife") several times. At least I have no such ability, nor do I think most people do.



3. Therefore, I declare again that Ma is innocent in that so-called "self-fighting" case, and I am pretty proud of my ability to find out the truth despite the deafening noise. I AM Reed the Blue Sky, but the glories go to the detective novels I have read.



4. However, I see no point in Ma's fighting Zheng any longer. The whole purpose of this damn boring business, as I see it, is supposed to be clearing your name. Now you have convinced those you can, but you can NEVER convince those who ARE DETERMINED not to believe you, such as Wuwei, Niu Lehou, and Venus the Love Goddess. THEY WOULD REFUSE TO BELIEVE AND KEEP SLANDERING YOU EVEN THOUGH LAO ZHENG APOLOGIZED TO YOU!!!! What they are concerned in NOT the truth, but how to darken your image most efficiently. If you cannot see the clearest fact, then you are the most stupid idiot I have ever seen in this world, even more so than your "academic sister".



5. As I said before, you have been insulting the Zhengs for the past 8 years in the most unforgivable way. So don't expect him to apologize. I strongly suggest that you drop the case now and here. Otherwise you are going to lose everyone's sympathy including mine, and make yourself a perpetual laughing-stock of the whole web. Like a Chinese bell, you always have one tone: zheng-zheng-zheng-zheng... Oh, may God save us from your torture!



Finally, I would ask my slave Jiaren the Beauty to translate this poster, thank you!

作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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