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文章标题: 周末笑话:我读故我在 (571 reads)      时间: 2002-11-17 周日, 下午8:11

作者:Anonymous罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

Be Aware - You Are What You Read (To help understand who we're dealing

with)



1. The WALL STREET JOURNAL is read by the people who run the country.





2. The NEW YORK TIMES is read by people who think they run the country.





3. The WASHINGTON POST is read by people who think they ought to run the

country.





4. USA TODAY is read by people who think they ought to run the country,

but don't understand The WASHINGTON POST.





5. The LOS ANGELES TIMES is read by people who wouldn't mind running the

country, if they could spare the time.



6. The BOSTON GLOBE is read by people whose parents used to run the

country.



7. The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS is read by people who aren't too sure who's

running the country.





8. The NEW YORK POST is read by people who don't care who's running the

country, as long as they do something scandalous.





9. The SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE is read by people who aren't sure there is

a country, or that anyone is running it.





10. The MIAMI HERALD is read by people who are running another country.

作者:Anonymous罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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