nunia
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作者：nunia 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Bitches Ain't Shit
Bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
lets get the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, that shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck that bitch!
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
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SEX IN THE CITY AIN'T NOTHING
BUT RACIAL TWIST DOWN AND BELOW...
FATHER McCREEPY HAD TWO WIVES
ONE WAS OUR FIRST PRETTY LADY
AND TWO DAUGHTERS BY EACH
THEN OVERNIGHT,
HE COMES OUT
HIS ASS PAINTED WHITE AS DAY BRIGHT
I AM A GAY AMERICAN
LITTLE WOULD YOU KNOW
THE SHOW IS NOT OVER YET
A GAY AMERICAN IS TOO LITTLE
FOR FATHER McCREEPY HAD BLESSING FROM
POPE JOHN THE SECOND
ON HIS LAST HONEYMOON SECOND.
PROPHECY IS NOT WHAT WE KNOW
BUT HE'S ON A NEW ROAD
TO BECOME A GAY BISHOP
AND WHO KNOWS
BUFFOONS CAN BE ALL THEY WANTED TO BE
FATHER McCREEPY IS ALSO A FIGHTER
IN THE HIGH COURT
FOR CHILD SUPPORT FOR LIKEWISE GAY CAUSE.
WHO WOULDN'T NEED ALL MONEY HE CAN SCOOP
TO DECORATE A HOME OF UNITED GAY KINGDOM
AND TO RAISE OFFSPRINGS
WITH PRIDE AND SENSITIVITY TOWARDS
THE NATURALLY HANGING WALL POSTERS
OF NUDE MALE BUFFOONS OF
BOTH FATHERLY AND MOTHERLY POSE
THAT IS THE AMERICAN JUNGLE BUNGLE
LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT
AINT SOMETHING YOU AND I CAN DO MUCH ABOUT
BUT SAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND EVERY FATHER McCREEPY
FOR HIS KINGSIZE CONDOM TO COME.
SEX IN THE CITY AIN'T GAY ENOUGH
WHEN HE SAID IT'S A LOVE STORY
BUT HE SAID IT'S A RAPE WITH DEADLY POWER
FATHER McCREEY, WALK ON THE BROADWAY
TO HIS SEMINARY FORGIVING JOHN'S CHURCH
FOR THE SAKE OF 'ME'
NOT YOU AND I CAN TELL...
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2007/8/19/111621/013
作者：nunia 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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SEX IN THE CITY
